Who am I to you? I am the Antichrist to you.

Title #2

I do a bit of this and a bit of that but we're not supposed to talk about it.

Title #3

about me

  • Where I’m from: Hell
  • Where I would like to live: Lawrence Kansas (a dream soon to come true)
  • Favorite food: buffalo chicken breaded in coconut flower
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Sexual orientation: Any human with legs
  • Favorite book: A Confederacy of Dunces
  • Eye color: Grey
  • Favorite movie: A long list of cult movies with Rocky Horror at the top
  • Favorite TV show: Oh gosh. All time favorite is
  • Favorite day of the year: First day of fall - leaves on ground, chill in air, sweater clad body. Fall.
  • Favorite color: Mahogany red
  • If I have any pets: I am a dog fanatic
  • Last movie I’ve watched: Lucy
  • What’s my ringtone: Pokemon Intro
  • What my name means: Flower
  • Favorite superhero: Dick Grayson

neyruto:

i had a dream i downloaded an ed, edd and eddy dating sim that was SUPER HIGH DEF like you could see all the pores on jimmy’s face and you played as an aged up ed in a semi-medieval setting. so ed and jimmy were rowing a boat and were about to kiss when a big red warning in horrible gothic font popped up and said “yaoi warning!!! you are about to experience a yaoi moment if you dont want to see yaoi look away!!!” and then my computer crashed

leela-summers:

nellachronism:

gaslightgallows:

renirabbit:

pipariperho:

panickyintheuk:

syrupie:

insidiousmisandry:

daggerpen:

burritosong:

somehowunbroken:

randomspicuous:

dextrgrif:

lazeramsey:

overjet:

jambandit:

jaegertechnology:

OK I GOT A DIRK, A CELL PHONE, AND BUFFY MOTHERFUCKING SUMMERS
I THINK IM GONNA BE OK

I got a half full can of dr. pepper, a recyclable martin’s bag, and my friend is chef roberts from restaurant impossible
let’s do thissss

red solo cup, 3ds, yoo jae suk
i am so boned

ipod touch, purple desk fan, and bangtanjeeeeesus christ

cellphone ballpoint pen and thomas lasky (if that counts if it doesn’t then church f uck)

iPhone, chapstick, and Dean Winchester.Set for life?

A pillow, a lamp, and Phil Coulson. I’m gonna be fine.

a margarita, a computer mouse, and Masayoshi Hazama
…….fuck

A solid porcelain bowl, a small container of mints, and Joan Watson.
Uhh… well…

a 1 liter bottle of water, a teddybear, and audrey parker
i think i’m gonna be ok

A rock, a banana, and the powerpuff girls yesss

ummm… sofa cushion, pair of shoes (or cup of coffee), and i guess the simpsons. can i choose which simpson? i choose maggie

Blanket, pillow and Ismo Laitela. 
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Box of chocolate milkCell phoneand Gordon Ramsey…well at least he has nice knife skills

I’ve got a pocket notebook, a mug of hot chocolate, and Olivia Dunham. 
I’m good.

I have a rubber band ball, an apple, and the Avatar Korra. I don’t know if I’ll be FINE, but I know she’s got this. 

A mobile phone, a blanket and Ichabod Crane. Hmm.


Alright my paperback copy of American Psycho (inside lies an equally useless paperback drivers manual), a round pillow, and Scott McCall, we are off to fight zombies.

leela-summers:

nellachronism:

gaslightgallows:

renirabbit:

pipariperho:

panickyintheuk:

syrupie:

insidiousmisandry:

daggerpen:

burritosong:

somehowunbroken:

randomspicuous:

dextrgrif:

lazeramsey:

overjet:

jambandit:

jaegertechnology:

OK I GOT A DIRK, A CELL PHONE, AND BUFFY MOTHERFUCKING SUMMERS

I THINK IM GONNA BE OK

I got a half full can of dr. pepper, a recyclable martin’s bag, and my friend is chef roberts from restaurant impossible

let’s do thissss

red solo cup, 3ds, yoo jae suk

i am so boned

ipod touch, purple desk fan, and bangtan

jeeeeesus christ

cellphone ballpoint pen and thomas lasky (if that counts if it doesn’t then church f uck)

iPhone, chapstick, and Dean Winchester.

Set for life?

A pillow, a lamp, and Phil Coulson. I’m gonna be fine.

a margarita, a computer mouse, and Masayoshi Hazama

…….fuck

A solid porcelain bowl, a small container of mints, and Joan Watson.

Uhh… well…

a 1 liter bottle of water, a teddybear, and audrey parker

i think i’m gonna be ok

A rock, a banana, and the powerpuff girls yesss

ummm… sofa cushion, pair of shoes (or cup of coffee), and i guess the simpsons. can i choose which simpson? i choose maggie

Blanket, pillow and Ismo Laitela. 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Box of chocolate milk
Cell phone
and Gordon Ramsey…

well at least he has nice knife skills

I’ve got a pocket notebook, a mug of hot chocolate, and Olivia Dunham. 

I’m good.

I have a rubber band ball, an apple, and the Avatar Korra. I don’t know if I’ll be FINE, but I know she’s got this. 

A mobile phone, a blanket and Ichabod Crane. Hmm.

Alright my paperback copy of American Psycho (inside lies an equally useless paperback drivers manual), a round pillow, and Scott McCall, we are off to fight zombies.

dextrgrif:

everyone’s always like “omg coffee shop aus pls” and i’m just like omg:

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deaniethebeanie:

arendellesque:

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

you

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

the-fault-in-my-fandoms:

[commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]

http://sweetestdylan.tumblr.com/post/92964910952/to-any-fans-that-are-not-going-to-watch-the

sweetestdylan:

To any fans that are not going to watch the episode on Monday, well here is my advice: grow the fuck up. They weren’t making fun of the fanfics, they were laughing at it because it’s funny not because it’s dumb. You take everything so serious & it’s ridiculous, I for a fact write fanfic, that…

mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY
The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?
I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

HP Envy 15-J101TU
Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)
RULES
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. 
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 
Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)
REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!

mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY

The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?

I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

HP Envy 15-J101TU

Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)

RULES

  • You have to be following meI am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
  • You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
  • This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 

Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)

REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!

tyleroakley:

god is so good to us

e-q-u-i-t-a-t-e:

cARL THERE’S A SPIDER ON YOUR NECK

e-q-u-i-t-a-t-e:

cARL THERE’S A SPIDER ON YOUR NECK

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

doodleniks:

I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

Oh god